tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via teddygraham-galore)

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If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via brokendildo)

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  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via methbusters)

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reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

(Source: rllylovely, via brokendildo)

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mayoneezu:

transparent animation i made! :3

mayoneezu:

transparent animation i made! :3

(via taachibana)

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(Source: b-bumb, via jesuschristvevo)

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blondejean:

I keep forgetting that guys like this actually exist.

(via bloodyenochian)

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ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

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(via bloodyenochian)

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